HOME | GALERIA | HIGH PARK | FIFA | LINKS BRANCO ESQUIVEL edad: 20 posicion: atacante nacionalidad: Peruano Hazañas de su carrera: Scored the only goal on Barthez in a friendly match between Peru vs. France. In this spectacular display of true accrobacy, Esquivel dribbled into the 18 yard line, faked with his left, and Barthez dived and hit his head against the goal post knocking himself unconscious. Esquivel then did a back flip and headed the ball into the goal net before landing on his feet. Unfortunately, in order to save face to the French, news of this accomplishment were never made public. GUILLERMO QUIJADA edad: 28 posicion: Atacante nacionalidad: Guatemalteco Hazañas de su carrera:Guillermo was actually drafted into the Guatemalan national guard to fight the revolutionaries who wanted to take over the country. He was a member of the dreadful "G2" where he organized the G2-soccer stars. He was the top goal scorer in that team that crowned itself champion in 1999. WILLIAM MENDOZA edad: 28 posicion: atacante nacionalidad: peruano Hazañas de su carrera:In his youth he trained in Peru along with Chilavert from Paraguay. William has managed to become the top-paid athlete in South-American football, a country mainly renowned for their prowess in Baseball and guerrilla warfare. MARIO MORALES edad: 27 posicion: Striker nacionalidad: Guatemalan Annual Salary: 5.5 Million Hazañas de su carrera:Mario counts as his greatest achievement scoring three consecutive goals in a summer championship held in Argentina in 1993. He faced an aging Maradona and a budding Batistuta who despite all their efforts to surpass him in ability, Mario became the highlight of the championship which resulted in an unprecedented offer by Spain's Real Madrid, which Mario declined with contempt. JOSE GOMEZ edad: 20 posicion: Striker nacionalidad: Salvadoreño Hazañas de su carrera: Jose Gomez hails from the tiniest nation in Central America, where national soccer heroes are awarded a mud hut and a case of beer if they make it to the end of the season. He, unlike most of his colleagues, played for 3 consecutive seasons, making it as far as the Guatemalan border where he had the fortune to meet Mario Morales. JOSE LUIS edad: 28 posicion: Striker nacionalidad: Peruano Hazañas de su carrera: Jose Luis is a direct descendant of "los hijos del sol" (sons of the sun), better known as the mighty Incas. Jose Luis has now migrated to the cold country in search of soccer stardom. HECTOR SALVATRUCHO edad: 27 posicion: Atacante nacionalidad: El Salvador Hazañas de su carrera: Hector, another compatriot of Quetzal's sponsor, used to be an unwavering fanatic of Alianza, one of the top Salvadorean teams. He was offered membership in Luis Angel Firpo, but he turned the offer down when Mario approached him for C.D. Quetzal. OSWALDO GOMEZ edad: 28 posicion: Striker nacionalidad: Nicaraguan Annual Salary: 8.5 Million Hazañas de su carrera:Gonzalo claims the highlight of his achievements took place two years ago when he was invited to play in Barcelona, Spain in a friendly match vs. Europe's Real Madrid. The highlight ot the match was when he invaded the 18-yard line being guarded by the great Brasilian soccer icon, Roberto Carlos. As Gonzalo and Roberto Carlos clashed in a fight for the ball, Gonzalo skillfully and covertly pinched Roberto Carlos's bum. Roberto Carlos, aroused by Gonzalo's tender fingers poking such an intimate spot, Roberto Carlos giggled embarrased, thus allowing Gonzalo to sprint toward the penalty area, where he was challenged by Michel Salgado. Gonzalo kicked the ball between his legs, and as he was running past him he pulled his shorts down (Salgado was wearing no underwear). Gonzalo then blasted the ball into the net. The crowd went wild and Zidane Zidane muttered French obscenities sotto voce. AUGUSTO CAMPOS edad: 27 posicion: Striker nacionalidad: El Salvador Hazañas de su carrera:Augusto Campos, should have been better named Augusto Cesar for his warrior spirit. He has moves that would make the great Speedy Gonzalez look like Lady Madonna.